I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" So I bought her nothing. One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister.
The barmaid looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it. Will had to explain this riddle to me. My newt — minute.
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All right, folks, let's admit it Our minds are in the gutter and we're okay with it! Halloween night at the bar is just a little bit more fun than trick-or-treating.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus. What do you call an elf who sings?
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Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys any more? The barmaid looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it. Will had to explain this riddle to me. My newt - minute.
Get into the holiday spirit with these dirty Christmas jokes for adults only! Note these jokes are rude and so are not suitable for kids. He and Mrs.