The average human sperm travels at the speed of about 1 to 4 millimeters per minute, but the average distance of ejaculate has been clocked around 25 miles per hour. While this may seem excessive, if you remember the first part of that fact, and take into equation that sperm have to swim well over two to three inches to reach the fallopian tubes where fertilization actually takes place, and realize that sperm can live inside of a human vagina for close to two weeks, the force of that jettison may make a lot more sense. I was.
It was in the afternoon. And Lord help me, it was starting to drip. I learned all about couplings in the hardware store: the finer the threads, the better the grip.
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Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday below his esteemed portrait.
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I miss the penis. I feel like a word with no vowels; no one wants to pronounce me. Woke up this morning, looked around for my penis.
Five-seven-five syllables! The haiku, a traditional short-form Japanese poem dating back to the 9th century, is an excellent way to express emotion sparsely and simply. InEzra Pound published the first one written in English, and it has since become popular among English-speaking poets too.