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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. What do you get when you do that?

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Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight.

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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops.

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I heard my first dirty joke when I was in the fourth or fifth grade. These days, I get the punchline, but dirty jokes still leave me cold. Maybe it had something to do with my sex education.

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They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. Free beers in five different bars! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!

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If you have a dirty mind, you may enjoy our selection of dirty jokes. Dirty jokes, to many, are the best kinds of jokes. They take humor and throw in a bit of spice in the form of crudeness poking fun at topics of gender, race, sexuality, etc. Hilarious dirty jokes are those that are able to take familiar circumstances, attitudes, or innapropriate content and poke fun at them with puns, play on words, or provide a twist to surprise the reader.

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The best sex jokes A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.

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There is one exception though: when it's funny sexting. Nothing turns me on more than laughing. If you can make me laugh, you can probably get me into bed. Straight up dirty talk gives me the heebie jeebies, so you better have some clever sexts to send me if you want me to reciprocate.

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